Masquerading as a mild-mannered office drone during the day, Chris Carlisle is actually an aspiring humor columnist. His self-syndicated weekly(ish) online humor column is enjoyed by tens of people… less than half of which are related to him. Chris’ writing has appeared on Absolute Write, Gather, CinWeekly, and various other locations both online and in print.
When not online, Chris can be found at his home in southwest Ohio where he lives with his one wife, two daughters, three dogs, two cats, two horses, and what’s left of his sanity.
As a seasoned interweb celebrity, Chris’s diet consists mostly of energy drinks, Hot Pockets, and Cool Ranch Doritos. Because of this, Chris must supplement his diet with a steady source of positive feedback in order to survive. You can contribute to Chris’s continued existence by sending him an email at me@chriscarlisle.net.